wufankris:

SNSD: Sunny/Taeyeon
F(x): Amber
Infinite:
B1A4:
Miss A: Suzy
Block B: 
2PM: Junsu/Nickhun
TVXQ: Jaejoong
SHINee: Onew
B2ST: 
2NE1: Minzy
4Minute: 
CNBlue: Jungshin
FtIsland: 
SS501: Kim Hyun Joong
MBLAQ:
BigBang: TOP/Taeyang 
Super Junior: Yesung
Wonder Girls: Yenny/Lim
EXO: 

Yep, I think pwede po yun basta may ID na ipepresent. Di naman nila ichecheck kung ikaw talaga yung nasa ID. :D 

Siyam kami pero dalawa lang kaming bumili dala namin yung siyam na ID. 

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

ladyzolstice:

irradiations:

lizzledpink:

imyouraziraphale:

heatheralexa:

insidelime:

“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”

Perfect.

“Every entry after that was the same way.”

Yes.

“And anyone?” I ask after a moment. 

Oh, okay. 

“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”

I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.

LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.

Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

”%$&# THAT!”
*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearword

from Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor) 

“Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”

…….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.

“I’ve done all I could. The best according to my limitations, and I must now leave it up to you.” — from AC’s Nemesis

314-eater:

catpiss-neverclean:

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.

I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

NEVER LET GO JACK

Okay so I have chest pain since the last two weeks, I ignored it on it’s first week but after my Ilocos tour, it’s gotten worse. 

Right now, I feel this pain in my chest whenever I breathe (especially deep inhale/exhale) and even in swallowing foods. Worst is, I think I might be getting a fever. Yes, right now at this moment. I dunno if I’m going to have a checkup tomorrow. I have no money. </3 But I think it’s about time. This feels so uncomfortable. I feel like I’m getting tired everytime.

What is wrong with me? D:

Blue Lagoon, Pagudpud (May 2012)

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

sodamnrelatable:

ALLL THE TIME 

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